Confessions of a drug test-ee Part 1

This post WILL be a little gross, so you may opt to skip it- I won't hold anything against you, but it IS going to be rather amusing... Your choice. So, as I wrote yesterday, I had a urine test today. If you know me, you know that drug tests aren't my thing. (And no, the "drug" part isn't my problem.) I woke up at 6:30am in order to be at the lab when it opened, pee in the cup and be on my way. 7:30- Can't go. 8:00- Can't go. 9:00- STILL can't go! Aunt Cindi had to leave, but told me to call her when I was done. BELIEVE ME I tried everything. Splits, jumping jacks, touching my toes walking, drinking as much water as I could. Nothing worked. READ: Part 2 Coming Soon!